candles for caroling
Posted by WendyNov 10
Symbols of Christmas?
Three guys pass away on Christmas Eve and are met by St.
Peter.
St. Peter says, “In honor of the season, you must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas.”
The first man fumbles through his pockets and pulls out two
lighters. He holds them up proudly and flicks them on.
“What do they symbolize?” asks St. Peter.
“They’re candles!”
“Ah! You may pass through the Pearly Gates.”
The second man fumbles through his pockets and pulls out a
couple sets of keys. He holds them up proudly and shakes
them.
“What do they symbolize?” inquires St. Peter.
“They’re bells!”
“Ah! You may pass through the pearly gates!”
The third man fumbles desperately through his pockets,
finally pulling out a skimpy pair of silky woman’s panties.
He holds them up proudly.
Puzzled, St. Peter asks, “What do they symbolize?”
“They’re Carol’s!”
That’s funny, if I had to rate this joke I would give it a 8.
voices of angels: the first noel
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Battery Operated Candle with Flanged Hand Grip For Caroling, Processions, Choirs, etc. (Lot of 10)
$21.95 Don't let messy hot wax stop the holiday caroling! These White Plastic Caroler Candles are battery operated and have a removable, White Plastic hand-held base with a wavy flange that is attractive while allowing a secure grip. The candles should burn a minimum of 6-8 hours with one fresh AA-size battery. They turn on or off with a simple twist of the base. They have a clear bulb with a clear flam... |
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Battery Operated Candle with Flanged Hand Grip For Caroling, Processions, Choirs, etc. (Lot of 5)
$8.75 Don't let messy hot wax stop the holiday caroling! These White Plastic Caroler Candles are battery operated and have a removable, Red, Plastic hand-held base with a wavy flange that is attractive while allowing a secure grip. The candles should burn a minimum of 6-8 hours with one fresh AA-size battery. They turn on or off with a simple twist of the base. They have a clear bulb with a clear flame... |
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Caroling Songs 4 Kids
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